In college, one of my all time favorite things to eat were nachos. Tons and tons of nachos. They also had unlimited sheet cake which I helped myself to every single day, but that’s a different story. But but but what is college for if not for making poor eating choices? If you answered, “Actually, college is for achieving higher education and setting yourself up for long term success, duh.” Bravo my friend, bravo. Me? I’m over here with my bagged wine and nachos.